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Alternatively: "I have been tea-bagged by gnomes since I was seventeen, and I have the scars to prove it!"

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This seems about right, except it's missing the part about Eric biting my moves.
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The newspaper El Pais reports that the cows had pressed against a wire fence during a storm when the lightning bolt struck in the northern state of San Jose.

A photograph released by the San Jose Police Department shows the black and brown cows lying dead in a long row.

The newspaper said Friday that veterinarians at the scene confirmed the cause of the deaths, which happened Wednesday. The veterinarians told the newspaper that cows often crowd around fences to seek protection during storms.

Meteorologist Fernando Torena told the newspaper he wasn't surprised that a single lightning bolt killed so many cows. But he called it "very bad luck."

64 acappella tracks to produce this masterpiece:


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From here.

For those of you who missed Sarah Palin on SNL, here is the clip:



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Planned updates on Mondays. Kick ass:


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By Zina Saunders:


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Feral House offers this important and urgent publication of Dennis Kucinich’s Articles of Impeachment this election season in two formats: an offset-printed paperback book available for the cost of $12 and a free downloadable PDF available below.

Seriously?!?! I thought I was pretty clear last week. Apparently, enough of you thought that watching talking chihuahuas was something you should really spend a couple hours of your lives watching, enough that it happened again?!?! Did someone come out of this movie last week and tell you how fucking good that talking chihuahua movie was?!?! Is this some kind of brain-washing Disney cult thing?!?! Seriously, what the fuck is going on?!?!

I can almost understand if the children are to blame, almost. However, it is your responsibility as an authority figure to slap the shit out of them and tell them how fucking stupid and just wrong it would be to watch such a movie. The same diligence with which you teach your children not to stick forks into light sockets should be used with a movie like this. Any parent that is taking their child to see this crap is lowering the standards and intelligence of their children, and guaranteeing the stupidity of movies to come (enjoy Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2: Escape From New York). How about making the little shits go (gasp) to a park, or museum, or even an art gallery? Something that might actually benefit them in the future perhaps?

Thinking about sitting through a Disney movie about CGI anthropomorphized talking chihuahuas, I can immediately imagine several excruciatingly painful things that I would rather have done to my testicles.

I hope you are all fucking happy, you have renewed my fears with the election one month away.


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Yes, it was fun listening to the candidates rehash their talking points from the last debate and also seeing McCain's subliminal racism surface, but why aren't they being asked the real questions? Where is the media on this?


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Jarovich:


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All of you responsible for this, should be publicly flogged and your voting rights revoked.


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